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HP means high-priority, INT intermediate, and BAS basic violations. Pest identifies a pest-related inspection signal. The RiskyEats score is a derived comparison index—not an official DBPR grade. Counts use the timeframe stated in each section and may differ from lifetime ledger totals. Full definitions and methodology.
Macho Marv’s take
Start with the state: Miami-Dade County's chronic density is 26% below the Florida average. Miami-Dade County sits at 193 recent high-priority hits. Mix: 2 Latin American spots, 1 Bakery, 1 Cafe, and 1 Chinese. PROMO TRANSLATION, BROTHER: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county.
🔥 Alerts
Emergency Orders
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Emergency Orders
69 records this windowRestaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
- IFRA'S INDIAN KITCHENPinecrest1 HP2 INT7 BASPestScore 177latest inspection 2026-02-23 (emergency-order date not available)
- LE GENIE RESTAURANTNorth Miami Beach12 HP12 INT9 BASPestScore 1379latest inspection 2025-11-03 (emergency-order date not available)
- JUST4FUNSouth Miami1 INTPestScore 60order issued 2026-07-24
Closed/Delinquent
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Closed/Delinquent
243 records this windowTwo tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.
Correspondent’s take
OH MY, BROTHER! MIA FOOD TRUCK CORPORATION in Miami, GRAN INKA GASTROBAR in Miami and EL CHALET RESTAURANT CAFETERIA in Miami are the names on the list of those who went dark in Miami-Dade County, yeah! We are talking about 228 closures confirmed by news, state action, or multiple agreeing social signals. That is a lot of kitchens that just stopped serving the people, brother! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MIAMI-DADE, YEAH! There are another 61 closure signals—that is when we see a sign like a shut door but aren't 100% sure yet—that surfaced from single-source social signals and remain under review. These results span a massive timeline from 2016-11-17 to 2026-07-21, yeah! Out of that total, 50 hit the books in the last 90 days while 318 are historical failures for the record YEAH!
- MIA FOOD TRUCK CORPORATIONMiamiclosure score 3
- GRAN INKA GASTROBARMiamiclosure score 4
- EL CHALET RESTAURANT CAFETERIAMiamiclosure score 5
⚠️ Caution
Near Miss
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Near Miss
193 records this windowA RiskyEats category for open venues whose inspections crossed the severe-violation threshold in the latest 60-day window without receiving an emergency closure order; not an official DBPR designation.
Correspondent’s take
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BROTHER! THE SUSHI BAR in Miami, RESTAURANTE DELICIAS LA CABANA in Hialeah and MAMAN in South Miami are sitting at the top of the Miami-Dade County file, yeah! 193 high-priority violations were posted in the 30-day window. That's a lot of heavy hits against the kitchen door, brother! THE MADNESS IS RUNNING WILD because these aren't even emergency-order closures—that means they didn't get the immediate shut-down order from the state regulators, yeah! They are on the near-miss watch list, which is just a fancy way of saying they drew a red flag but stayed open for now. Any one of them could be facing a follow-up inspection any second, YEAH!
- THE SUSHI BARMiami8 HP1 INT5 BASPestScore 865last visit 2025-12-10
- RESTAURANTE DELICIAS LA CABANAHialeah7 HP1 INT3 BASPestScore 763last visit 2026-02-05
- MAMANSouth Miami6 HP1 INT5 BASPestScore 665last visit 2025-11-13
Chronic Violation Record
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Chronic Violation Record
174 records this windowActive enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Correspondent’s take
OH MY, BROTHER! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MIAMI-DADE, yeah! A staggering 174 restaurants with chronic violation records surfaced in the county when we looked at the 11-year pattern. These aren't just slips, they are habitual heels who keep failing to stay clean for the families and the children, yeah! THE MADNESS IS RUNNING WILD, brother! JENNIFERS CAFETERIA and TACO SHOP MEXICAN GRILL 2 are leading that list of repeat offenders at the top of the heap. They are showing us a pattern of failure that is enough to get me to the BOILING POINT, YEAH!
- JENNIFERS CAFETERIANorth Miami Beach7 HP11 INT17 BASScore 827Current repeated high-risk patternlast visit 07/10/2026
- TACO SHOP MEXICAN GRILL 2Miami Lakes7 HP2 BASScore 702Current repeated high-risk patternlast visit 07/16/2026
- FRANK'S FRESH FRUITS MINI MARKETMiami7 HP15 INT18 BASScore 868Current repeated high-risk patternlast visit 08/27/2025
✨ Trusted
Most Improved
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Most Improved
22 records this windowRestaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
Correspondent’s take
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BROTHER! CERVECERIA LA TROPICAL in Miami, ANTOJITOS 5 ESTRELLAS in Miami, and LA UCHIRENA RAPID FOOD in Doral are sitting at the head of the Miami-Dade County list for making moves, yeah! These kitchens didn't just take a step back; they took a leap forward into the light! THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP — OH YEAH! 22 restaurants across the county met the sustained-improvement test by getting their act together. They hammered out at least 4 inspections in each 12-month window and slashed their high-priority and critical violations—those big-time safety failures—by 50% or more while keeping their licenses active, yeah! CERVECERIA LA TROPICAL in Miami is stylin' out there like a CHAMPION, brother! They dropped those heavy hits from 10 down to just 2 across two 12-month windows, making them 80.0% better than they were before, YEAH!
- CERVECERIA LA TROPICALMiami4 BASScore 4
- ANTOJITOS 5 ESTRELLASMiami
- LA UCHIRENA RAPID FOODDoral
Clean Plates
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Clean Plates
174 records this windowRestaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Correspondent’s take
OOOOH YEAAH! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MIAMI-DADE, yeah! 174 Miami-Dade County licensees just ran a CLEAN Q3 2026 ledger across multiple inspections. That means they kept their kitchens spotless and stayed out of the spotlight for the inspectors, brother. These champions include LA DESPENSA KEY BISCAYNE, FORUM - BAR, and ELIA'S HOT DOGS, yeah! THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP — OH YEAH! These operators weren't just lucky on one day, they stayed consistent with zero high-priority or intermediate violations. I remember way back when LA DESPENSA KEY BISCAYNE put in the work to stretch a high-priority-free run to 15 inspections over roughly 3.8 years, yeah! They are stylin' out there like CHAMPIONS because they respect the craft and the families who eat their food, YEAH!
- LA DESPENSA KEY BISCAYNEMiami2 BASPestScore 52last visit not available
- FORUM - BARMiami Beachlast visit not available
- ELIA'S HOT DOGSMiami2 BASScore 2last visit not available
🆕 New
Openings
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Openings
157 records this windowNew DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Correspondent’s take
OH MY, BROTHER! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, Miami-Dade County, yeah! We are tracking 157 opening signals in the arena right now. That means these spots just stepped into the ring and haven't faced the heat of a real inspection yet, yeah! DIG IT! The squad is watching names like GOOD TASTE CARIBBEAN RESTAURANT in Florida City, FLIGHT WINE LOUNGE in Miami Shores, and BRD in Miami. We saw 5 announced via FB/news/operator signal between 2026-07-24 and 2026-07-29, yeah! THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP — OH YEAH! These spots are just getting their laces tied before the big fight. They are on the radar now because they want to serve the people of Miami-Dade County, brother!
- GOOD TASTE CARIBBEAN RESTAURANTFlorida City
- FLIGHT WINE LOUNGEMiami Shores
- BRDMiami
Sources, definitions, and corrections
Inspection and license facts come from Florida DBPR public records. Social, news, and places signals are supporting evidence and are labeled separately from regulatory findings.
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Correspondent’s take
OH MY, BROTHER! The inspectors came in like a whirlwind and slammed the door shut on 69 kitchens across Miami-Dade County in the last 90 days, yeah! These are emergency orders, which means the state pulled the plug immediately because the kitchen was a danger to the people, yeah! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BROTHER! IFRA'S INDIAN KITCHEN in Pinecrest, LE GENIE RESTAURANT in North Miami Beach, and JUST4FUN in South Miami were caught in this heavy-hitting wave of shutdowns, YEAH! The tally includes 1 Cuban spot, 1 Fast Food joint, and 1 Indian kitchen facing the music, yeah! The volume of these emergency orders is staying steady against the last public cut, and it's enough to get me to the BOILING POINT, YEAH!