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How to read this briefing
HP means high-priority, INT intermediate, and BAS basic violations. Pest identifies a pest-related inspection signal. The RiskyEats score is a derived comparison index—not an official DBPR grade. Counts use the timeframe stated in each section and may differ from lifetime ledger totals. Full definitions and methodology.
Clancy’s take
Not saying she's a chronic violator — just the kind of operator who finds a temperature alarm inconvenient for her social calendar: Statewide frame: the Florida Keys's chronic density is 2352% above the Florida average. the Florida Keys's current board shows 30 recent high-priority hits. Mix: 1 American, 1 Diner, 1 Hostel, and 1 Hotel. Filed for the record: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county.
🔥 Alerts
Emergency Orders
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Emergency Orders
3 records this windowRestaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
- RIVIERA COFFEE SHOPKey West1 HP5 INT4 BASPestScore 204order issued 2026-07-13
- Hungry Tarpon RestaurantIslamorada7 HP1 BASPestScore 751order issued 2026-06-18
- GRAND CAFE KEY WESTKey West4 HP2 INT5 BASScore 425latest inspection 2025-11-12 (emergency-order date not available)
Closed/Delinquent
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Closed/Delinquent
18 records this windowTwo tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.
Clancy’s take
PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILL in Islamorada, HARPOON HARRY'S in Key West and BOONDOCKS GRILLE AND DRAFT HOUSE in Ramrod Key are leading the charge on the Florida Keys list of permanent closures. I should be surprised. I'm not. We have 18 confirmed closures backed by news reports, state actions, or those reliable social signals that tell you a place is officially toast. The data shows a grim timeline for these spots, with closure signals running from 2019-04-25 to 2026-07-01. Of course they did; it's just the way the tide goes in this county. While 3 of these went dark in the last 90 days, the other 16 are historical markers of places that simply couldn't keep the lights on.
- PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILLIslamoradaclosure score 4
- HARPOON HARRY'SKey Westclosure score 4
- BOONDOCKS GRILLE AND DRAFT HOUSERamrod Keyclosure score 5
⚠️ Caution
Near Miss
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Near Miss
30 records this windowA RiskyEats category for open venues whose inspections crossed the severe-violation threshold in the latest 60-day window without receiving an emergency closure order; not an official DBPR designation.
Mama Gracie’s take
Bouki jumped on the file before I could read it — ANGELAS MEXICAN BAR & GRILL in Key Largo, HIGH TIDE in Key Largo and SAZÓN CHAPIN in Key West drew the loudest scorecard in the Florida Keys. 30 high-priority citations posted in the 30-day window — none of these resulted in an emergency-order closure (those are in Red Alert). They are the near-miss watch list: restaurants that drew inspector attention but stayed open. Any of them could receive a follow-up inspection. The recurring violation labels were HP and INT. Gade pi byen: a high-priority violation is the state saying the risk can touch food safety right now.
- ANGELAS MEXICAN BAR & GRILLKey Largo4 HP4 INT4 BASPestScore 494last visit 2026-02-24
- HIGH TIDEKey Largo4 HP2 INT2 BASScore 422last visit 2026-02-03
- SAZÓN CHAPINKey West4 HP2 BASScore 402last visit 2026-04-21
Chronic Violation Record
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Chronic Violation Record
189 records this windowActive enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Mama Gracie’s take
The white candle burned out twice on this one: 189 restaurants with chronic violation records surface in the Florida Keys on the 11-year pattern view, led by SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSION, SMOKED BBQ. The full repeat-offender record sits below. Gade pi byen: chronic violation record is our shorthand for an 11-year repeat-offender pattern, not a verdict on the operator.
- SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSIONKey West3 HP6 INT2 BASScore 362Historical chronic inspection patternlast visit 11/12/2025
- SMOKED BBQKey West3 HP2 INT4 BASScore 324Current repeated high-risk patternlast visit 02/03/2026
- LONG KEY BAR AND GRILLLayton13 HP9 INT32 BASScore 1422last visit 2026-07-22
✨ Trusted
Most Improved
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Most Improved
1 record this windowRestaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
Mama Gracie’s take
Papa Legba opened the door, and the inspectors walked in: OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo stacked up first across the Florida Keys. 1 restaurant met the sustained-improvement test: at least four inspections in each 12-month window, recent HP+Critical counts cut by 50% or more, and an active license. OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo dropped HP+Critical counts from 4 to 2 across the two 12-month windows (50.0% better). Gade pi byen: most improved means the recent record got materially cleaner than the prior-year pattern.
- OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHENKey Largo2 BASScore 2
Clean Plates
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Clean Plates
12 records this windowRestaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Mama Gracie’s take
Bondye bon, but the cooler is not. In the Florida Keys, 12 licensees kept a clean Q3 2026 ledger across multiple inspections. These kitchens are the ones that honor the spirit of cleanliness; they are the ones who keep their house in order before the lwa come to call. M wè sa nan kafe a — the grounds spell it out for those who watch. Among these clean plates, I see KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERS, THE PELICAN MOTEL, and KARMICHAELS CATERING standing tall. These are not accidents of fate or one lucky day in the sun; they are rewards for consistency where no high-priority violations were found to stain the record. The rooster feather pointed straight to this address: KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERS in Key West has maintained a run free of those heavy, high-priority sins across 10 inspections over roughly 2.5 years. It is a long road of steady devotion, and the spirits recognize a kitchen that does not hide from the light.
- KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERSKey Westlast visit not available
- THE PELICAN MOTELKey Largo1 BASScore 1last visit not available
- KARMICHAELS CATERINGMarathonlast visit not available
🆕 New
Openings
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Openings
8 records this windowNew DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Clancy’s take
The Florida Keys just added 8 new opening signals to the books. I should be surprised. I'm not. These are fresh license records, not clean inspection reports, meaning these spots haven't even seen a state inspector's clipboard yet. New names like ISLAND SHACK 2 in Key West, HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITT in Key West, and MAROONS SEAFOOD & SMOKEHOUSE LLC in Key West are officially on the radar. The dates for these opening signals run from 2026-06-15 to 2026-07-29. I've watched pots before, guy. They always boil.
- ISLAND SHACK 2Key West
- HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITTKey West
- MAROONS SEAFOOD & SMOKEHOUSE LLCKey West
Sources, definitions, and corrections
Inspection and license facts come from Florida DBPR public records. Social, news, and places signals are supporting evidence and are labeled separately from regulatory findings.
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Clancy’s take