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HP means high-priority, INT intermediate, and BAS basic violations. Pest identifies a pest-related inspection signal. The RiskyEats score is a derived comparison index—not an official DBPR grade. Counts use the timeframe stated in each section and may differ from lifetime ledger totals. Full definitions and methodology.
Clancy’s take
Not saying she's a chronic violator — just the kind of operator who finds a temperature alarm inconvenient for her social calendar: Statewide frame: the Florida Keys's chronic density is 2352% above the Florida average. the Florida Keys's current board shows 30 recent high-priority hits. Mix: 1 American, 1 Diner, 1 Hostel, and 1 Hotel. Filed for the record: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county.
🔥 Alerts
Emergency Orders
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Emergency Orders
3 records this windowRestaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
- RIVIERA COFFEE SHOPKey West1 HP5 INT4 BASPestScore 204order issued 2026-07-13
- Hungry Tarpon RestaurantIslamorada7 HP1 BASPestScore 751order issued 2026-06-18
- GRAND CAFE KEY WESTKey West4 HP2 INT5 BASScore 425latest inspection 2025-11-12 (emergency-order date not available)
Closed/Delinquent
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Closed/Delinquent
25 records this windowTwo tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.
Clancy’s take
Day drinkers before sundown have a lovely time. Down here, on the inspection beat: PIRATE SEAFOOD in Key West, PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILL in Islamorada and WOODY'S in Islamorada sat at the head of the the Florida Keys list. 1 closure confirmed via news, state action, or multiple agreeing social signals. Another 1 surfaced from single-source social signals and remain under review — reported, not confirmed. Main evidence reasons: 28 social or silence signal and 2 DBPR inactive/cancelled status (45/46). Confidence mix: 28 confirmed and 3 suspected. Velocity check: 2 closure-evidence records in the last 90 days, 1 in the last 30. Dated closure signals run from 2010-12-18 to 2026-07-13. Filed for the record: a closure signal is evidence a place may have gone dark; only verified tier-4 records are confirmed permanent closures.
- PIRATE SEAFOODKey Westclosure score 1
- PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILLIslamoradaclosure score 1
- WOODY'SIslamoradaclosure score 1
⚠️ Caution
Near Miss
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Near Miss
30 records this windowA RiskyEats category for open venues whose inspections crossed the severe-violation threshold in the latest 60-day window without receiving an emergency closure order; not an official DBPR designation.
Mama Gracie’s take
Bouki jumped on the file before I could read it — ANGELAS MEXICAN BAR & GRILL in Key Largo, HIGH TIDE in Key Largo and SAZÓN CHAPIN in Key West drew the loudest scorecard in the Florida Keys. 30 high-priority citations posted in the 30-day window — none of these resulted in an emergency-order closure (those are in Red Alert). They are the near-miss watch list: restaurants that drew inspector attention but stayed open. Any of them could receive a follow-up inspection. The recurring violation labels were HP and INT. Gade pi byen: a high-priority violation is the state saying the risk can touch food safety right now.
- ANGELAS MEXICAN BAR & GRILLKey Largo4 HP4 INT4 BASPestScore 494last visit 2026-02-24
- HIGH TIDEKey Largo4 HP2 INT2 BASScore 422last visit 2026-02-03
- SAZÓN CHAPINKey West4 HP2 BASScore 402last visit 2026-04-21
Chronic Violation Record
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Chronic Violation Record
186 records this windowActive enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Mama Gracie’s take
Papa Legba opened the door, and the inspectors walked in: 186 restaurants with chronic violation records surface in the Florida Keys on the 11-year pattern view, led by SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSION, SMOKED BBQ. The full repeat-offender record sits below. Gade pi byen: chronic violation record is our shorthand for an 11-year repeat-offender pattern, not a verdict on the operator.
- SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSIONKey West3 HP6 INT2 BASScore 362Historical chronic inspection patternlast visit 11/12/2025
- SMOKED BBQKey West3 HP2 INT4 BASScore 324Current repeated high-risk patternlast visit 02/03/2026
- LONG KEY BAR AND GRILLLayton13 HP9 INT32 BASScore 1422last visit 2026-07-22
✨ Trusted
Most Improved
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Most Improved
1 record this windowRestaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
Mama Gracie’s take
Bondye bon, but the cooler is not: OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo stacked up first across the Florida Keys. 1 restaurant met the sustained-improvement test: at least four inspections in each 12-month window, recent HP+Critical counts cut by 50% or more, and an active license. OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo dropped HP+Critical counts from 4 to 2 across the two 12-month windows (50.0% better). Gade pi byen: most improved means the recent record got materially cleaner than the prior-year pattern.
- OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHENKey Largo2 BASScore 2
Clean Plates
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Clean Plates
12 records this windowRestaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Mama Gracie’s take
The white candle burned out twice on this one: 12 the Florida Keys licensees ran a clean Q3 2026 ledger across multiple inspections — KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERS, THE PELICAN MOTEL, KARMICHAELS CATERING among them. These are repeat visits with zero high-priority or intermediate violations — the operators rewarded for consistency, not one lucky inspection. KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERS stretched a high-priority-free run to 10 inspections covering roughly 2.5 years. Gade pi byen: a clean plate means the recent inspection record stayed quiet where the state was looking.
- KEY WEST CONCH FRITTERSKey Westlast visit not available
- THE PELICAN MOTELKey Largo1 BASScore 1last visit not available
- KARMICHAELS CATERINGMarathonlast visit not available
🆕 New
Openings
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Openings
12 records this windowNew DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Clancy’s take
Of course it's the Keys. Of course it is: the Florida Keys count: 12 opening signals. 3 announced via FB/news/operator signal; 713 DBPR/event-ledger new-license records. Current names include ISLAND SHACK 2 in Key West, NAUTI TURTLE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL in Key Colony Beach and HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITT in Key West. Ledger type mix: 713 new-license records and 3 announcement-led records. Cuisine/venue mix: 567 Unknown and 23 Seafood. Area concentration: 246 KEY WEST and 161 MARATHON. Velocity check: 2 opening signals in the last 90 days, 1 in the last 30. Dated opening signals run from 2016-07-08 to 2026-07-29. RiskyEats treats these as opening signals: license issue, announcement, or operational evidence can precede the first routine inspection, so the paragraph does not imply a clean inspection history. Filed for the record: an opening signal starts with licensing or source-confirmed evidence, not wishful ribbon-cutting.
- ISLAND SHACK 2Key West
- NAUTI TURTLE SPORTS BAR AND GRILLKey Colony Beach
- HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITTKey West
Sources, definitions, and corrections
Inspection and license facts come from Florida DBPR public records. Social, news, and places signals are supporting evidence and are labeled separately from regulatory findings.
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Clancy’s take