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BY CLANCY & MAMA GRACIE — METRO BRIEFING

Key West — Restaurant Inspection Briefing

Not saying she's a chronic violator — just the kind of operator who finds a temperature alarm inconvenient for her social calendar: Top-down from the state: the Florida Keys's chronic density is 2352% above the Florida average. the Florida Keys tallies 28 recent high-priority hits. Mix: 3 seafood spots, 2 tacos, 1 Argentine Steak, and 1 Hostel. Filed for the record: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county.

🔥 Alerts

Emergency Orders

3 records this window

Restaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.

ClancyMy new beat has me so grossed out I can't even eat — and here we go: RIVIERA COFFEE SHOP in Key West, Hungry Tarpon Restaurant in Islamorada and GRAND CAFE KEY WEST in Key West led the board in the Florida Keys. 3 emergency-order shutdowns in the 90-day window — DBPR ordered the kitchen closed on the spot. These are the most actionable signals: faster than admin actions, faster than license cancellation, faster than corporate dissolution. Across the Red Alert cohort: 2 cafes, and 1 Seafood. Trend line: emergency-order volume is steady against the last public cut. Filed for the record: an emergency order means DBPR ordered service stopped until a callback inspection clears it.

  • RIVIERA COFFEE SHOPKey West1 HP5 INT4 BASPestScore 204last visit 2026-07-13
  • Hungry Tarpon RestaurantIslamorada7 HP1 BASPestScore 751last visit 2026-06-18
  • GRAND CAFE KEY WESTKey West4 HP2 INT5 BASScore 425last visit 2025-11-12

Near Miss

28 records this window

Inspections in the last 30 days that posted high-priority violations but were not shut down.

Mama GracieBouki jumped on the file before I could read it — THE HURRICANE LOUNGE AND GRILLE in Marathon, KEYS FISHERIES MARKET & MARINA in Marathon and SNOOKS BAYSIDE in Key Largo anchored the high end of the the Florida Keys file. 28 high-priority citations posted in the 30-day window — none of these resulted in an emergency-order closure (those are in Red Alert). They are the near-miss watch list: restaurants that drew inspector attention but stayed open. Any of them could receive a follow-up inspection. The recurring violation labels were HP and INT. Gade pi byen: a high-priority violation is the state saying the risk can touch food safety right now.

  • THE HURRICANE LOUNGE AND GRILLEMarathon5 HP4 INT4 BASPestScore 594last visit 2026-01-30
  • KEYS FISHERIES MARKET & MARINAMarathon3 HP2 INT5 BASPestScore 375last visit 2026-01-06
  • SNOOKS BAYSIDEKey Largo3 HP3 INT7 BASPestScore 387last visit 2026-01-20
  • SNOOKS BAYSIDE FOOD TRUCKKey Largo3 HP1 INT1 BASScore 311last visit 2026-01-20
  • MAC'S PLACEKey West5 HP1 INT11 BASScore 521last visit 2026-02-02

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Closed/Delinquent

25 records this window

Two tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.

ClancyDay drinkers before sundown have a lovely time. Down here, on the inspection beat: PIRATE SEAFOOD in Key West, PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILL in Islamorada and WOODY'S in Islamorada drew the loudest scorecard in the Florida Keys. 25 closures confirmed via news, state action, or multiple agreeing social signals. Another 1 surfaced from single-source social signals and remain under review — reported, not confirmed. Main evidence reasons: 28 social or silence signal and 2 DBPR inactive/cancelled status (45/46). Confidence mix: 28 confirmed and 3 suspected. Velocity check: 1 closure-evidence records in the last 90 days, 1 in the last 30. Dated closure signals run from 2010-12-18 to 2026-07-13. Filed for the record: a closure signal is evidence a place may have gone dark; only verified tier-4 records are confirmed permanent closures.

  • PIRATE SEAFOODKey Westclosure score 1
  • PAUL'S BEACH BAR & GRILLIslamoradaclosure score 1
  • WOODY'SIslamoradaclosure score 1
  • JIMMY BUFFETTS MARGARITAVILLEKey Westclosure score 1
  • CAPITANA KEY WESTKey Westclosure score 1

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⚠️ Caution

Chronic Violation Record

187 records this window

Active enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.

Mama GracieThe white candle burned out twice on this one: 187 restaurants with chronic violation records surface in the Florida Keys on the 11-year pattern view, led by SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSION, SMOKED BBQ. The full repeat-offender record sits below. Gade pi byen: chronic violation record is our shorthand for an 11-year repeat-offender pattern, not a verdict on the operator.

  • SEASIDE CAFÉ AT THE MANSIONKey West3 HP6 INT2 BASScore 362Historical chronic offenderlast visit 11/12/2025
  • SMOKED BBQKey West3 HP2 INT4 BASScore 324Active bad actorlast visit 02/03/2026
  • LONG KEY BAR AND GRILLLayton13 HP9 INT32 BASScore 1422last visit 2026-04-28
  • SNOOKS BAYSIDEKey Largo4 HP4 INT12 BASScore 452last visit 2026-01-20
  • MAIN KITCHEN AND TROPICADO & PERLAKey West5 HP3 INT14 BASScore 544last visit 2026-06-09

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✨ Trusted

Most Improved

1 record this window

Restaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.

Mama GraciePapa Legba opened the door, and the inspectors walked in: OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo topped the the Florida Keys ledger this round. 1 restaurant met the sustained-improvement test: at least four inspections in each 12-month window, recent HP+Critical counts cut by 50% or more, and an active license. OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHEN in Key Largo dropped HP+Critical counts from 4 to 2 across the two 12-month windows (50.0% better). Gade pi byen: most improved means the recent record got materially cleaner than the prior-year pattern.

  • OCEAN REEF GOLF CLUBHOUSE KITCHENKey Largo2 BASScore 2

Clean Plates

58 records this window

Restaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.

Mama GracieBondye bon, but the cooler is not always blessed. In the Florida Keys, 58 licensees kept a clean plate during the Q2 2026 window, meaning they stayed true to the spirit of the lwa and kept their kitchens holy. This is no small miracle; it is the consistency of the spirit. Gade pi byen, mwen wè: CRAIG'S ISLAND TIME CATERING AND FESTIVALS, A MOVABLE FEAST, and THE PINCHO BARGE held their ground. These kitchens are rewarded for staying clean across multiple inspections, avoiding any high-priority violations—those heavy sins that call for a reckoning. The rooster feather pointed straight to CRAIG'S ISLAND TIME CATERING AND FESTIVALS. This operation stretched a high-priority-free run to 12 inspections covering roughly 3 years. Bouki says the spirits of the Keys see this devotion, for the lwa do not reward the lucky, only the constant.

  • CRAIG'S ISLAND TIME CATERING AND FESTIVALSTavernier
  • A MOVABLE FEASTIslamorada
  • THE PINCHO BARGEKey Largo
  • ARTIST HOUSEKey West2 BASScore 2
  • H2O SUITES - POOL BARKey West1 BASScore 1

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🆕 New

Openings

10 records this window

New DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.

ClancyOf course it's the Keys. Of course it is: Total for the Florida Keys: 10 opening signals. 14 announced via FB/news/operator signal; 708 DBPR/event-ledger new-license records. Current names include HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITT in Key West, MAROONS SEAFOOD & SMOKEHOUSE LLC in Key West and KREYOL KRAVINGS in Key West. Ledger type mix: 708 new-license records and 14 announcement-led records. Cuisine/venue mix: 569 Unknown and 18 Seafood. Area concentration: 250 KEY WEST and 162 MARATHON. Velocity check: 15 opening signals in the last 90 days, 4 in the last 30. Dated opening signals run from 2016-07-08 to 2026-07-22. RiskyEats treats these as opening signals: license issue, announcement, or operational evidence can precede the first routine inspection, so the paragraph does not imply a clean inspection history. Filed for the record: an opening signal starts with licensing or source-confirmed evidence, not wishful ribbon-cutting.

  • HAVANA ISLAND CAFE BIG COPPITTKey West
  • MAROONS SEAFOOD & SMOKEHOUSE LLCKey West
  • KREYOL KRAVINGSKey West
  • SURF STYLE #170Marathon
  • EL COME COMEKey Largo

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