Got in himmel — Statewide frame: Southwest Florida's failure rate is 36% above the Florida average. Southwest Florida's current board shows 107 recent high-priority hits. Mix: 2 pizza spots, 2 sushi bars, 1 Bagels, and 1 Buffet. Mija, in plain English: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county. Pa'l carajo con esa cocina.
🔥 Alerts
Emergency Orders
57 records this window
Restaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
Mira lo que te digo — CUISINE LAKAY TAKE-OUT AND GROCERIES in Naples, THE OMELET SHOP/DRIFTERS in Cape Coral and MCDONALD'S RESTAURANTS OF FLORIDA INC in Wauchula led the board in Southwest Florida. 57 emergency-order shutdowns in the 90-day window — DBPR ordered the kitchen closed on the spot. These are the most actionable signals: faster than admin actions, faster than license cancellation, faster than corporate dissolution. Across the Red Alert cohort: 1 Fast Food, and 1 Sushi. Trend line: emergency-order volume is steady against the last public cut. Mija, in plain English: an emergency order means DBPR ordered service stopped until a callback inspection clears it. I should live so long.
- CUISINE LAKAY TAKE-OUT AND GROCERIESNaples2 HP7 INT1 BASScore 271last visit 2026-06-30
- THE OMELET SHOP/DRIFTERSCape Coral5 HP1 INT9 BASPestScore 569last visit 2026-01-27
- MCDONALD'S RESTAURANTS OF FLORIDA INCWauchula1 HP1 INT4 BASPestScore 164last visit 2026-04-08
- Taqueria RamirezFort Myers6 HP9 INT13 BASPestScore 753last visit 2026-06-22
- Binto Thai Naples BlvdNaples5 HP1 INT10 BASPestScore 570last visit 2026-06-16
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Near Miss
107 records this window
Inspections in the last 30 days that posted high-priority violations but were not shut down.
Vey iz mir, mija — BUFFET CITY in Sarasota, KOMOON THAI SUSHI & CEVICHE in Naples and LINS HOUSE in Fort Myers topped the Southwest Florida ledger this round. 107 high-priority citations posted in the 30-day window — none of these resulted in an emergency-order closure (those are in Red Alert). They are the near-miss watch list: restaurants that drew inspector attention but stayed open. Any of them could receive a follow-up inspection. The recurring violation labels were HP and INT. Mija, in plain English: a high-priority violation is the state saying the risk can touch food safety right now. Don't even ask, mija.
- BUFFET CITYSarasota5 HP1 INT1 BASScore 511last visit 2026-03-02
- KOMOON THAI SUSHI & CEVICHENaples4 HP5 INT1 BASPestScore 501last visit 2026-04-01
- LINS HOUSEFort Myers3 HP6 INT8 BASPestScore 418last visit 2025-10-01
- OSAKA JAPANESE STEAKHOUSEFort Myers3 HP5 INT5 BASPestScore 405last visit 2025-10-03
- MARSALA PIZZAEstero3 HP2 INT5 BASPestScore 375last visit 2026-01-12
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Closed/Delinquent
236 records this window
Two tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.
Pa' que sepas, hijita — 941TACOS LLC in Bradenton, ANTOJITOS LOS 3 CARNALES in Bradenton and B-TOWN MARKET PLACE in Bradenton pulled the heaviest numbers in Southwest Florida. 3 closures confirmed via news, state action, or multiple agreeing social signals. Another 385 surfaced from single-source social signals and remain under review — reported, not confirmed. Main evidence reasons: 285 social or silence signal and 211 DBPR inactive/cancelled status (45/46). Confidence mix: 286 confirmed and 215 suspected. Velocity check: 3 closure-evidence records in the last 90 days. Dated closure signals run from 2010-11-01 to 2026-05-29. Mija, in plain English: a closure signal is evidence a place may have gone dark; only verified tier-4 records are confirmed permanent closures.
- 941TACOS LLCBradentonclosure score 2
- ANTOJITOS LOS 3 CARNALESBradentonclosure score 2
- B-TOWN MARKET PLACEBradentonclosure score 2
- BREAKFAST 2 GO LLCGrove Cityclosure score 2
- CARNITAS EL PRIMOSebringclosure score 2
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⚠️ Caution
Chronic Violation Record
179 records this window
Active enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Ay Dios mío del Cielo — 179 restaurants with chronic violation records surface in Southwest Florida on the 11-year pattern view, led by CHINA KITCHEN, SIAM THAI. The full repeat-offender record sits below. Mija, in plain English: chronic violation record is our shorthand for an 11-year repeat-offender pattern, not a verdict on the operator. A klog tsu Columbus's.
- CHINA KITCHENSarasota8 HP6 BASScore 806Active bad actorlast visit 10/31/2025
- SIAM THAIBradenton7 HP4 INT3 BASScore 743Active bad actorCurrently Activelast visit 06/30/2026
- RICKEMA FOOD SERVICENaples6 HP7 INT4 BASScore 674Active bad actorCurrently Activelast visit 04/16/2026
- SUSHI & PHOBradenton4 HP7 BASScore 407Active bad actorCurrently Activelast visit 04/28/2026
- COUNTRY GRILL T&TNaples5 HP2 INT14 BASScore 534Active bad actorlast visit 04/02/2026
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✨ Trusted
Most Improved
45 records this window
Restaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
Listen, mein tateleh — SLATER'S GOODS & PROVISIONS in Babcock Ranch, LA CASITA AZUL RESTAURANT INC #2 in Bradenton and PACIFIC COUNTER in Sarasota pulled the heaviest numbers in Southwest Florida. 45 restaurants met the sustained-improvement test: at least four inspections in each 12-month window, recent HP+Critical counts cut by 50% or more, and an active license. SLATER'S GOODS & PROVISIONS in Babcock Ranch dropped HP+Critical counts from 22 to 2 across the two 12-month windows (90.9% better). Mija, in plain English: most improved means the recent record got materially cleaner than the prior-year pattern. Mein gott, qué locura.
- SLATER'S GOODS & PROVISIONSBabcock Ranch
- LA CASITA AZUL RESTAURANT INC #2Bradenton1 BASScore 1
- PACIFIC COUNTERSarasota7 BASPestScore 57
- CULINARY CENTER AT ESPLANADE GOLF & COUNTRY CLUBLakewood Ranch
- FIRESTONE WOOD FIRED GRILLEFort Myers2 BASScore 2
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Clean Plates
457 records this window
Restaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Caramba, mein kindeleh — 457 Southwest Florida licensees ran a clean Q2 2026 ledger across multiple inspections — COMMERCIAL KITCHEN FORT MYERS, OLDIES PUB, OBEES among them. These are repeat visits with zero high-priority or intermediate violations — the operators rewarded for consistency, not one lucky inspection. COMMERCIAL KITCHEN FORT MYERS stretched a high-priority-free run to 22 inspections covering roughly 5.5 years. Mija, in plain English: a clean plate means the recent inspection record stayed quiet where the state was looking. Comer es vivir, but not LIKE THAT.
- COMMERCIAL KITCHEN FORT MYERSFort Myers
- OLDIES PUBNorth Port
- OBEESEnglewood
- PASCONE'S RISTORANTEUniversity Park
- THE RANCHFort Myers
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🆕 New
Openings
45 records this window
New DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Nu? — y por qué no me sorprende — Current Southwest Florida tally: 45 opening signals. 35 announced via FB/news/operator signal; 781 DBPR/event-ledger new-license records. Current names include DELANY'S PUBLIC HOUSE in Lakewood Ranch, TAQUERIA MARY LLC in Fort Myers and OMINO JAPANESE RESTAURANT in Okeechobee. Ledger type mix: 781 new-license records and 35 announcement-led records. Cuisine/venue mix: 275 Unknown and 50 Pizza. Area concentration: 134 FORT MYERS and 125 SARASOTA. Velocity check: 38 opening signals in the last 90 days, 12 in the last 30. Dated opening signals run from 2024-07-01 to 2026-07-10. RiskyEats treats these as opening signals: license issue, announcement, or operational evidence can precede the first routine inspection, so the paragraph does not imply a clean inspection history. Mija, in plain English: an opening signal starts with licensing or source-confirmed evidence, not wishful ribbon-cutting.
- DELANY'S PUBLIC HOUSELakewood Ranch
- TAQUERIA MARY LLCFort Myers
- OMINO JAPANESE RESTAURANTOkeechobee
- FIDDLESTICKS COUNTRY CLUBFort Myers
- CLASE AZUL MODERN MEXICAN CUISINECape Coral
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