Ya want the truth? The record's right here: Florida baseline first: Miami-Dade County's chronic density is 26% below the Florida average. Miami-Dade County counts 2 recent high-priority hits. In plain Jersey: a 90-day window means the recent inspection stretch, not a verdict on every kitchen in the county, capisce? Capisce?
Emergency Orders
65 records this window
Restaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
Listen, my friend, the numbers don't stutter: Villa in Miami Gardens, Beijing Garden in Miami and Chong's Chinese Rest in Miami headlined the Miami-Dade County rundown. 65 emergency-order shutdowns in the 90-day window — DBPR ordered the kitchen closed on the spot. These are the most actionable signals: faster than admin actions, faster than license cancellation, faster than corporate dissolution. Across the Red Alert cohort: 2 Chinese spots, and 2 Cuban spots. Trend line: emergency-order volume is steady against the last public cut. In plain Jersey: an emergency order means DBPR ordered service stopped until a callback inspection clears it, capisce?
- VillaMiami Gardens2 HP4 INT8 BASPestScore 298last visit 2026-06-24
- Beijing GardenMiami4 HP6 INT10 BASPestScore 520last visit 2026-06-23
- Chong's Chinese RestMiami6 HP4 INT20 BASPestScore 710last visit 2026-06-23
- Soriano Brothers Cuban CuisineHialeah5 HP7 INT12 BASPestScore 632last visit 2026-06-17
- Cuban Guys Sandwiches and MorePalmetto Bay7 HP2 INT5 BASPestScore 775last visit 2026-06-16
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Near Miss
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Inspections in the last 30 days that posted high-priority violations but were not shut down.
Between you and me, it's a shame: MILLERS CAFETERIA in Miami and LA CARRETA RESTAURANT IV in Hialeah carried the front of this Miami-Dade County file. 2 high-priority citations posted in the 30-day window — none of these resulted in an emergency-order closure (those are in Red Alert). They are the near-miss watch list: restaurants that drew inspector attention but stayed open. Any of them could receive a follow-up inspection. The recurring violation labels were HP and INT. In plain Jersey: a high-priority violation is the state saying the risk can touch food safety right now, capisce? What're you gonna do.
- MILLERS CAFETERIAMiami3 HP4 INT5 BASPestScore 395last visit 2026-02-23
- LA CARRETA RESTAURANT IVHialeah3 HP2 INT5 BASScore 325last visit 2026-01-05
Chronic Violation Record
164 records this window
Active enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Ova here we don't sugarcoat the count: these mooks just don't learn. A look at the 11-year pattern view shows 164 restaurants in Miami-Dade County with chronic violation records, meaning they keep messin' up the same way year after year. Madonn'. Leading this pack of bad actors—that's what we call the real headache cases that just won't clean up their act—are SANG'S CHINESE FOOD and MAY FU CHINESE RESTAURANT. It is what it is.
- SANG'S CHINESE FOODNorth Miami Beach8 HP5 INT16 BASScore 866Active bad actorlast visit 12/04/2025
- MAY FU CHINESE RESTAURANTMiami9 HP2 INT11 BASScore 931Active bad actorlast visit 03/04/2026
- EL PALACIO DE LOS JUGOSCutler Bay7 HP1 INT17 BASScore 727Active bad actorlast visit 04/22/2026
- LE GENIE RESTAURANTNorth Miami Beach8 HP9 INT25 BASScore 915Active bad actorlast visit 11/03/2025
- BEACHES BAR & GRILL SUNRISE CAFEMiami Beach7 HP11 INT20 BASScore 830Active bad actorlast visit 03/23/2026
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Closed/Delinquent
472 records this window
Two tiers: confirmed closures (owner-validated posts, news, and external places data that say service has stopped) and DBPR delinquent/inactive licenses (Primary Status Code 45/46) — a regulatory state, not by itself a confirmed closure.
Madonn', here we go again: MAMA'S KITCHEN & CATERING in Goulds, WE GREEN in Miami and CAFE RAGAZZI in Surfside put the sharpest marks on Miami-Dade County's list. 13 closures confirmed via news, state action, or multiple agreeing social signals. Another 3 surfaced from single-source social signals and remain under review — reported, not confirmed. In plain Jersey: a closure signal is evidence a place may have gone dark; only verified tier-4 records are confirmed permanent closures, capisce?
- MAMA'S KITCHEN & CATERINGGouldsclosure score 2
- WE GREENMiamiclosure score 2
- CAFE RAGAZZISurfsideclosure score 2
- BEACH BAR & GRILLKey Biscayneclosure score 3
- EMMYS CATERINGMiamiclosure score 3
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New Owners
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DBPR ownership-change records in the last 30 days — "Approve Change Owner Request" actions.
Whaddya gonna do, the file speaks for itself: JOJO'S NY STYLE PIZZA in Miami, COURTYARD CAFE in Kendall and BIBI’S GOURMET BURGERS in Surfside topped the Miami-Dade County ledger this round. 47 ownership-change filings posted in the 30-day window. Trend line: ownership-change volume is even with the last public cut. These are operator turnovers — a new owner-of-record on an existing license — not closures, cancellations, or revocations. In plain Jersey: an ownership-change filing means a new operator took over the license; it does not mean the restaurant closed, capisce? Capisce?
- JOJO'S NY STYLE PIZZAMiami
- COURTYARD CAFEKendall
- COURTYARD CAFEMiami
- BIBI’S GOURMET BURGERSSurfside
- PURA VIDA MIAMIKendall
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Chain Activity
87 records this window
Multi-location chain brands flagged via aggregated signals across all locations.
Lemme tell you somethin' about this joint: 87 chain brands surface in Miami-Dade County’s rollup, covering 270 locations between them: 133 FSQ-confirmed closures, 6 lapsed licenses. Leading brands: Hz Coffee Group Llc, KFC, Panera Bread. In plain Jersey: a chain rollup groups related brand locations so one sloppy operator cannot hide inside a familiar logo, capisce? Capisce?
- Hz Coffee Group LlcFlorida34 flagged locations
- KFCFlorida23 flagged locations
- Panera BreadFlorida13 flagged locations
- Miami Soccer Sportservice LlcFlorida19 flagged locations
- DennysFlorida16 flagged locations
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Openings
20 records this window
New DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Fuhgeddaboudit, the paperwork says it all: Miami-Dade County count: 20 opening signals. 279 announced via FB/news/operator signal; 831 DBPR/event-ledger new-license records; 96 reopening, transfer, or reissue records tracked outside the new-opening headline. Current names include SWEET PARIS CREPERIE AND CAFE in Miami, AGUACATE GARDEN in Miami and PEPPI'S PIZZA in Miami. Ledger type mix: 831 new-license records and 279 announcement-led records and 89 reopenings. Cuisine/venue mix: 367 Unknown and 68 Cafe. Area concentration: 679 MIAMI and 113 MIAMI BEACH. Velocity check: 332 opening signals in the last 90 days, 107 in the last 30. Dated opening signals run from 2023-06-13 to 2026-07-02. RiskyEats treats these as opening signals: license issue, announcement, or operational evidence can precede the first routine inspection, so the paragraph does not imply a clean inspection history. In plain Jersey: an opening signal starts with licensing or source-confirmed evidence, not wishful ribbon-cutting, capisce? What're you gonna do.
- SWEET PARIS CREPERIE AND CAFEMiami
- AGUACATE GARDENMiami
- PEPPI'S PIZZAMiami
- BAR BUCCEMiami
- BPB LAGO CAFEDoral
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Clean Plates
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Restaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Three Miami-Dade County licensees ran a clean Q3 2026 ledger across multiple inspections. That means they didn't have any major slip-ups or serious health scares on the books during this three-month period, I'm tellin' ya. SALON TROPICAL BANQUET HALL in Miami-Dade County, IWAX3 CORP in Miami-Dade County, and BURGERS & SHAKES in Miami-Dade County all kept things straight. These weren't just one-hit wonders; these are repeat visits with zero high-priority or intermediate violations. When the law comes around and finds nothing wrong, it shows these mooks actually know how to run a kitchen. SALON TROPICAL BANQUET HALL in Miami-Dade County even stretched a high-priority-free run to 7 inspections covering roughly 1.8 years. Good for you, kid. Fuhgeddaboudit.
- SALON TROPICAL BANQUET HALLHialeah
- IWAX3 CORPMiami
- BURGERS & SHAKESNorth Miami