Mija, escuchame; you need to know what is happening in your backyard. In Miami-Dade County, the chronic density of bad kitchens is 26% below the Florida average, but don't let that fool you into thinking everything is perfect. Ay bendito, there were still 201 recent high-priority hits recorded. This mix includes 1 Bakery, 1 Hotel, 1 Italian, and 1 Sushi place that failed to keep things clean. No tiene vergüenza.
Emergency Orders
36 records this window
Restaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
Mija, ven acá un segundo — SICHUAN FISH RESTAURANT SICHUAN CUISINE in North Miami Beach, MI LINDO ECUADOR in Miami, and TACOLOGY in Miami were the worst ones we saw in Miami-Dade County. 36 emergency-order shutdowns happened in the 90-day window where DBPR ordered the kitchen closed on the spot. Oy gevalt, qué desastre! These are the most actionable signals because they happen faster than administrative actions, faster than license cancellation, and even faster than corporate dissolution. In this Red Alert group, we saw 1 American, 1 Beach, 1 Chinese, and 1 Mexican establishment caught in the mess. The volume of these emergency orders is staying steady. No tiene vergüenza.
- SICHUAN FISH RESTAURANT SICHUAN CUISINENorth Miami Beach1 HP2 INT5 BASPestScore 175last visit 2025-07-14
- MI LINDO ECUADORMiami9 HP4 INT24 BASPestScore 1014last visit 2026-05-27
- TACOLOGYMiami1 HP1 BASScore 101last visit 2026-05-15
- DENNY'S RESTAURANT #8698Coral Gables8 BASPestScore 58last visit 2026-05-18
- MIAM CAFÉMiami Beach3 HP6 INT5 BASPestScore 415last visit 2026-05-18
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Near Miss
201 records this window
Inspections in the last 30 days that posted high-priority violations but were not shut down.
Oy, mein kind, mein kind — Miami, SUVICHE in Miami and PAT & PHIL in Doral led the board in Miami-Dade County. They drew inspector attention with high-priority citations and serious violations, but they managed to stay open for now. Oy gevalt, qué desastre! 201 high-priority citations were posted in the 30-day window across the county. These are just near misses—restaurants that stayed on the streets despite drawing major attention, but any one of them could see an inspector walking through their doors again soon. The recurring labels they racked up were HP and INT. Mejor no comas allí.
- ZBACHI BMiami3 HP1 INTScore 310last visit 2025-11-08
- SUVICHEMiami7 HP3 INT9 BASScore 739last visit 2026-03-04
- PAT & PHILDoral4 HP6 INT9 BASPestScore 519last visit 2026-01-21
- LE SPECIALITA / KRYUMiami4 HP9 INT13 BASPestScore 553last visit 2025-10-10
- CAFE BELLINIBal Harbour3 HP3 INT1 BASPestScore 381last visit 2025-10-08
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Worst Offenders
215 records this window
Active enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Por Dios y la Santísima — A shanda und a charpa is happening across Miami-Dade County because 215 historical bad actors have surfaced in the 11-year pattern view. These are the ones who keep making the same mishegoss, and they are leading the pack with SANG'S CHINESE FOOD in Miami and SICHUAN FISH RESTAURANT SICHUAN CUISINE in Miami. Oy gevalt, qué desastre, just look at these names. When you see a pattern like this for over a decade, it is not an accident, it is a choice, coño. No tiene vergüenza.
- SANG'S CHINESE FOODNorth Miami BeachActive bad actorlast visit 12/04/2025
- SICHUAN FISH RESTAURANT SICHUAN CUISINENORTH MIAMI BEACHActive bad actor
- MAY FU CHINESE RESTAURANTMiamiActive bad actorlast visit 03/04/2026
- OCEAN 5 CAFEMIAMI BEACHActive bad actor
- EL PALACIO DE LOS JUGOSCutler BayActive bad actorlast visit 04/22/2026
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Closures
59 records this window
The closed-door file: confirmed shutdowns, owner-validated closure posts, DBPR status signals, and external places data that say service has stopped.
Coño, mija, perdóname pero — this. GUACA-MOLE in Hialeah, EMILIO'S TRATTORIA in Bay Harbor Islands and RESTAURANT EL TROVADOR #2 in Homestead were the ones leading the way in Miami-Dade County. 59 restaurants carry one or more closure signals in the 90-day public window, meaning they have an inactive license, a dissolved corporation, or just haven't seen an inspector in ages—it is a total mishegoss. Oy gevalt, qué desastre! In this group of closure signals, we see 5 American spots, 2 bakeries, 2 bars, and 2 cafes. It is 52 standalone restaurants and 7 chain locations, and the volume stays steady compared to the last public cut. Nu? These are just signals, not all confirmed permanent closures—only a Closure Score of 4/4 is third-party verified, the rest are just likely or flagged as inactive by the DBPR. Mejor no comas allí.
- GUACA-MOLEHialeahclosure score 5
- EMILIO'S TRATTORIABay Harbor Islandsclosure score 5
- RESTAURANT EL TROVADOR #2Homesteadclosure score 5
- FROZEN FLAVORHialeahclosure score 3
- GREEN BARMiamiclosure score 3
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New Owners
50 records this window
DBPR ownership-change records in the last 30 days — "Approve Change Owner Request" actions.
Mira, hijita — PIZZA in Miami, COURTYARD CAFE in Kendall and STRADA MIAMI SHORES in Miami Shores carried the front of this Miami-Dade County file. Nu? These are just operator turnovers with a new owner-of-record on an existing license, not closures or cancellations. Ay bendito, 50 ownership-change filings posted in the 30-day window. This volume is even with the last public cut, so don't get any mishegoss thinking they went out of business. Eat something — but not THERE.
- JOJO'S NY STYLE PIZZAMiami
- COURTYARD CAFEKendall
- COURTYARD CAFEMiami
- STRADA MIAMI SHORESMiami Shores
- CUBAN OVENHialeah
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Chain Activity
107 records this window
Multi-location chain brands flagged via aggregated signals across all locations.
Got in himmel — showed up in the Miami-Dade County rollup, and they have 406 locations between them. We have 133 FSQ-confirmed closures and 11 lapsed licenses, oy, what a mishegoss. The leading brands are Hz Coffee Group Llc, KFC, and Panera Bread. Mejor no comas allí.
- Hz Coffee Group LlcFlorida34 flagged locations
- KFCFlorida23 flagged locations
- Panera BreadFlorida14 flagged locations
- Boston Culinary Group IncFlorida35 flagged locations
- IHOPFlorida8 flagged locations
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Most Improved
1 record this window
Restaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
A shanda und a charpa — little bit of good news in all this schmutz. COMPASS ONE LLC in Doral was the only one in Miami-Dade County to pass the test for improvement. Ay bendito, they actually did something right for once. COMPASS ONE LLC in Doral dropped their high-priority and critical counts from 3 down to just 1 across two 12-month windows, which is a 66.7% improvement. Comer es vivir, but not LIKE THAT.
- COMPASS ONE LLCDoral2 BASPestScore 52
Openings
93 records this window
New DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Madre santa, Dios mío — opening signals popping up across Miami-Dade County right now. Out of those, 4 were announced through the news or social media, but we have 86 DBPR-new license records that are still waiting for outside confirmation. Nu? — y por qué no me sorprende, you see names like THADS PIZZA in Miami, GHEE INDIAN KITCHEN in Miami, and H&H BAGELS in Pinecrest on the list. Comer es vivir, but not LIKE THAT.
- THADS PIZZAMiamiconfirmed open
- JOJO'S NY STYLE PIZZAMiamiconfirmed open
- GHEE INDIAN KITCHENMiamiconfirmed open
- H&H BAGELSPinecrestconfirmed open
- TACOS EL MEXICONorth Miami
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Clean Plates
178 records this window
Restaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Ay, mein bubbeleh — licensees ran a clean Q2 2026 ledger across multiple inspections. You can breathe easy with SUSHI SAKE HOMESTEAD in Homestead, CHEESE BURGER BABY in Miami, and LAS OLAS CAFE in Miami. Nu? — y por qué no me sorprende, these are repeat visits with zero high-priority or intermediate violations. These operators are being rewarded for consistency, not just one lucky inspection, so you can kvell a little bit. SUSHI SAKE HOMESTEAD in Homestead even stretched a high-priority-free run to 21 inspections covering roughly 5.2 years. Eat something — but not THERE.
- SUSHI SAKE HOMESTEADHomestead
- CHEESE BURGER BABYMiami Beach
- LAS OLAS CAFEMiami Beach
- Unnamed restaurantMiami Beach
- VIDA/ BLADEMiami Beach
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