Oy gevalt, qué desastre, mija, look at these numbers. The Treasure Coast has a chronic density that is 209% above the Florida average, which is just absolute mishegoss. Mira lo que te digo, mein kind, there are 36 recent high-priority hits across the Treasure Coast. We have one bar, one diner, one fast food joint, and one Mexican spot all acting like they don't know how to clean a kitchen, feh. Mejor no comas allí.
Emergency Orders
7 records this window
Restaurants closed by DBPR emergency order in the last 90 days.
Mija, ven acá un segundo — BOATHOUSE in Stuart, JAN'S PLACE RESTAURANT in Jensen Beach and PICKLED RESTAURANT & BAR in Fort Pierce drew the loudest scorecard in Treasure Coast. I tell you, mija — feh. Mija, escuchame, 7 emergency-order shutdowns happened in the 90-day window where DBPR ordered the kitchen closed on the spot. This is the real mishegoss, faster than admin actions, license cancellation, or corporate dissolution. Mira, these are the most actionable signals. Mejor no comas allí. Vey iz mir, look at this Red Alert cohort with 1 Bar, 1 Brazilian, 1 Brunch, and 1 Gastropub. The emergency-order volume is steady against the last public cut, just more schmutz for us to deal with. No tiene vergüenza.
- STUART BOATHOUSEStuart1 HPScore 100last visit 2026-04-30
- JAN'S PLACE RESTAURANTJensen Beach7 HP3 BASScore 703last visit 2026-04-22
- PICKLED RESTAURANT & BARFort Pierce5 HP5 INT4 BASPestScore 604last visit 2026-04-03
- Luso Portuguese GrillPort St. Lucielast visit 2026-03-24
- RAMEN HANA AND SUSHIStuartlast visit 2026-04-14
+2 more in this section on the live site.
Near Miss
36 records this window
Inspections in the last 30 days that posted high-priority violations but were not shut down.
Oy, mein kind, mein kind — in Fort Pierce, PIZZA MIA OF VERO BEACH in Vero Beach and VALS BRAZILIAN GRILL in Port St. Lucie are making a mess of things across the Treasure Coast. These people racked up 36 high-priority citations in the 30-day window, though none of them were bad enough for an emergency-order closure. This is just schmutz on the plate, mija — better not eat there. Oy, mein kind, these places are on a near-miss watch list because they drew inspector attention but stayed open despite those HP and INT violations. Any one of them could get hit with another inspection for this mishegoss. I tell you, mija — feh.
- SUPER FRIED RICEFort Pierce4 HP4 BASPestScore 454last visit 2025-11-04
- PIZZA MIA OF VERO BEACHVero Beach3 HP2 INT2 BASPestScore 372last visit 2026-05-21
- VALS BRAZILIAN GRILLPort St. Lucie4 HP1 INT4 BASScore 414last visit 2026-05-15
- POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN OPERATED BY TICEVero Beach3 HP2 BASScore 302last visit 2026-05-13
- ALICE'S RESTAURANTStuart5 HPScore 500last visit 2026-05-08
+31 more in this section on the live site.
Worst Offenders
200 records this window
Active enforcement targets and repeat offenders: restaurants carrying emergency-order history, chronic 11-year systemic violation patterns, or cross-flag enforcement tiers.
Ay, mein bubbeleh — 200 historical bad actors in Treasure Coast on the 11-year pattern view. This mishegoss is led by EL RANCHO RESTAURANT in Vero Beach and KRAVE NOODLE & RICE in Port St. Lucie. The full repeat-offender record is below, and honestly, mija, no tiene vergüenza.
- EL RANCHO RESTAURANTIndiantownActive bad actorlast visit 01/20/2026
- KRAVE NOODLE & RICEStuartActive bad actorlast visit 03/31/2026
- KAMEFort PierceActive bad actorCurrently Activelast visit 12/12/2025
- BRISAS DEL MAR BAR & GRILL INCFort PierceActive bad actorlast visit 11/24/2025
- JIMMY JOHN'S STORE 4275StuartActive bad actorlast visit 02/04/2026
+195 more in this section on the live site.
Closures
18 records this window
The closed-door file: confirmed shutdowns, owner-validated closure posts, DBPR status signals, and external places data that say service has stopped.
Mira lo que te digo, mija, JUGOS Y FRUTAS EL GUERO in Fort Pierce, BIG APPLE PIZZA in Port St. Lucie and BRAYNENS BBQ in Fort Pierce are the ones making a mess of things across the Treasure Coast. In the 90-day public window, 18 restaurants show these closure signals, like an inactive license or a dissolved corp—pure mishegoss, I tell you. Mejor no comas allí. Oy gevalt, qué desastre, we have 1 American BBQ, 1 Bar, 1 Cuban, and 1 Desserts in this group of likely-defunct places. It is 17 standalone restaurants and 1 chain location, and the volume of these signals is just staying steady, feh. Remember, mein kind, some are third-party verified with a Closure Score 4/4, but others are just likely or DBPR-flagged-inactive. No tiene vergüenza.
- JUGOS Y FRUTAS EL GUEROFort Pierceclosure score 3
- BIG APPLE PIZZAPort St. Lucieclosure score 3
- BRAYNENS BBQFort Pierceclosure score 3
- DENISE MCGUIREPort St. Lucieclosure score 3
- DENISE ROBERTSFort Pierceclosure score 3
+13 more in this section on the live site.
Off the Radar
158 records this window
Merged ghost + distressed licenses: active on paper but no DBPR inspection in 365+ days, or carrying administrative-lapse signals (status 45/46 grace, Sunbiz IFLAL, near-expiry).
A shanda und a charpa — off-radar licenses surfacing in Treasure Coast this cycle and it is a total mishegoss. There are 22 DBPR-active licenses where no inspector has bothered to visit in 365+ days, which is off-cadence under Florida statute 61C-1.002. Oy, just imagine the schmutz! Mejor no comas allí. Ay bendito, look at this disaster because another 54 have formal DBPR distress signals for Status 45/46, IFLAL, or an annual inspection gap. Some of these are truly desperate, with 22 appearing in both categories. Then we have 19 additional licenses that were escalated to Closures with stronger confirmation signals. Que Dios los ayude.
- L & R BARBECUEFort Pierce
- SAUCE GODS WINGZ AND THINGZFort Pierce
- KATS KUSTOM SALADSPort St. Lucie
- PIEHOLE WOOD PIZZAFort Pierce
- BIG STEVE'S DIP LLCStuart
+153 more in this section on the live site.
New Owners
9 records this window
DBPR ownership-change records in the last 30 days — "Approve Change Owner Request" actions.
Ay bendito — COFFEE in Stuart, JADE BOWL in Port St. Lucie and BEN'S PIZZA in Jensen Beach drew the loudest scorecard across the Treasure Coast. Such mishegoss with these kitchens, oy. Mejor no comas allí. Ay bendito, 9 ownership-change filings posted in the 30-day window. These are just operator turnovers, a new owner-of-record on an existing license, not closures or revocations, nu? I tell you, mija — feh.
- DOCKSIDE DELI AND COFFEE LLCStuart
- JADE BOWLPort St. Lucie
- BEN'S PIZZAJensen Beach
- FANTINIS FUSION KITCHENPalm City
- BOILERVero Beach
+4 more in this section on the live site.
Chain Activity
17 records this window
Multi-location chain brands flagged via aggregated signals across all locations.
Madre santa, Dios mío — chain brands showing up in the Treasure Coast rollup with 69 locations between them. We have 19 FSQ-confirmed closures and 12 lapsed licenses among these mishegoss, led by Burger King, Pizza Hut, and Stuart Donuts Llc. Mejor no comas allí.
- Burger KingFlorida4 flagged locations
- Pizza HutFlorida4 flagged locations
- Stuart Donuts LlcFlorida3 flagged locations
- Marcos PizzaFlorida6 flagged locations
- Mensa Ii Ocean Hotel Trs LlcFlorida6 flagged locations
+12 more in this section on the live site.
Most Improved
4 records this window
Restaurants whose recent-window violation count is at least 50% lower than the prior window, with the most recent inspection clean.
Por Dios y la Santísima — CLB REST in Vero Beach, BERRY FRESH CAFE in Stuart and SWEETIES DINER LLC in Fort Pierce led the board in Treasure Coast. Who knows what kind of mishegoss is going on in those kitchens, nu? Mejor no comas allí. Ay bendito, 4 restaurants actually met the sustained-improvement test with at least four inspections in each 12-month window, active licenses and cutting their HP+Critical counts by 50% or more. VERO BCH YACHT CLB REST in Vero Beach dropped those counts from 12 to 2 across the two 12-month windows, which is 83.3% better. Mira, they finally found some sechel, but I should live so long.
- VERO BCH YACHT CLB RESTVero Beach1 INTScore 10
- BERRY FRESH CAFEStuart
- SWEETIES DINER LLCFort Pierce
- WINGS BOMB TO GO LLCPort St. Lucie3 BASScore 3
Openings
25 records this window
New DBPR licenses plus confirmed opening signals: the places that just joined the map and still need their first public-record track record.
Coño, mija, perdóname pero — opening signals in Treasure Coast. One is announced via FB or news, but the other 25 are just DBPR-new license records still awaiting confirmation, nu? They call them new, but I will believe it when I see a clean kitchen, including ANGELO'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT in Stuart, TACOS Y CARNITAS EL DON in Fort Pierce and JWA RANCH in Hobe Sound. Comer es vivir, but not LIKE THAT.
- ANGELO'S ITALIAN RESTAURANTStuartconfirmed open
- TACOS Y CARNITAS EL DONFort Pierce
- JWA RANCHHobe Sound
- SNACK KREYOL CARIBBEAN CAFEPort St. Lucie
- IZZYS MEXI FOODSebastian
+20 more in this section on the live site.
Clean Plates
65 records this window
Restaurants with multiple inspections in the current quarter and zero high-priority or intermediate violations.
Mira, hijita, some people actually know how to scrub a floor. Sixty-five Treasure Coast licensees kept things clean in Q2 2026 across multiple inspections, including BOLLYTWIST in Fort Pierce, VICS PIZZA & PUB in Port St. Lucie, and J MICHAEL'S TAVERN & GRILLE in Stuart. No schmutz here, just repeat visits with zero high-priority or intermediate violations because these operators have some sechel. Oy, mein kind, look at BOLLYTWIST in Fort Pierce. They stretched a run of 5 inspections without one high-priority violation over roughly 1.2 years. I can finally breathe knowing someone is cleaning the kitchen properly for once. May they all wake up tomorrow with sechel.
- BOLLYTWISTStuart
- VICS PIZZA & PUBSebastian
- J MICHAEL'S TAVERN & GRILLEStuart
- NOSTALGIA GREEK TAVERNAStuart
- BAGEL BREAK DELIStuart
+60 more in this section on the live site.